A friend asked a simple question that has been hanging around ever since: who finishes last in the Eastern Conference next season?
It’s the kind of summer debate that sounds casual at first and then starts to get under your skin. The East doesn’t really have a true tanking operation right now.
Nobody is openly punting the season and waiting for the future to arrive. There isn’t a Chicago or Calgary sitting miles behind everyone else.
All 16 teams, in one way or another, are aiming at the playoffs.
That’s what makes this so messy. Last season’s three worst teams in the conference were Florida, Toronto and the New York Rangers - a defending champion, a team that had just finished second in the conference in points the year before, and a club that had been first in the East as recently as 2023-24.
So if the recent past is any guide, it’s not much of a guide at all. In this league, last year can be a lousy map for what comes next.
My own preseason picks a year ago would have had Philadelphia, Boston and Pittsburgh as the bottom three in 2025-26, and all three made the playoffs. That’s a pretty good reminder of how slippery this exercise is.
Still, if you’re trying to sort out the most vulnerable teams, a few names keep coming up.
Detroit is easy to circle because there’s a lot going on there that points in the wrong direction. The captain wants a trade.
The franchise legend GM got kicked upstairs. Alex Debrincat is headed toward free agency with an uncertain future.
The defense is mostly a mess outside of one excellent player, and the goaltending is shaky enough to raise alarms. Maybe the Red Wings steady things, but it isn’t hard to imagine them sliding before they climb.
The Rangers are in a different kind of danger. There were reasons to like their offseason as far as immediate upgrades go, but last year’s last-place team still carries a lot of baggage.
They look like a team that is one Igor Shesterkin injury away from real trouble. That’s true of a lot of clubs when their best player goes down, but the Rangers feel like they have a low ceiling and an even lower floor.
Pittsburgh is staring at a different reality: age. Their top five returning scorers are between 33 and 40, and the core that was good enough to carry them into the playoffs last season is eventually going to lose steam.
A handful of supporting players also had career years that may be tough to repeat. Add in the fact that the top three goaltenders in the organization have combined for just 78 career NHL games, and the defensive numbers were already among the league’s worst without much help arriving.
The Islanders may be leaning on hope more than anything else. Their offseason has been quiet, and not in a good way.
They’ve lost captain-type players in recent years, first Brock Nelson in 2025 and then Anders Lee this summer. Matthew Schaefer and Ilya Sorokin, along with Bo Horvat and Mat Barzal, might be enough talent to keep them out of the basement, but this also has the feel of a team that may need to sit through some pain while a new GM clears out burdensome contracts and restocks the system.
Columbus is another team that feels unsettled. Zach Werenski might not sign with them again and was nearly traded before things calmed down.
Kirill Marchenko reportedly doesn’t want to re-sign. Adam Fantilli remains unsigned as an RFA.
Charlie Coyle was re-signed, but at what was described as an overpayment, while Boone Jenner and Mason Marchment both left as free agents. For an organization that has often taken one step forward and then drifted back, that’s a lot of instability.
Buffalo is the one team in this group that probably shouldn’t be expected to land at the very bottom, but there are real questions there too. The Sabres lost their second-highest scoring forward, Alex Tuch, and their second-highest scoring defenseman, Bowen Byram, without a real replacement beyond Olen Zellweger.
Josh Norris, their highest-paid forward, has missed more time with injury than he’s played over the last four seasons. In goal, Alex Lyon and Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen don’t exactly inspire confidence.
There have also been rumors of a Connor Hellebuyck trade, and if that ever happened Buffalo would jump into a much stronger position. Even so, it’s fair to wonder whether they’re due to come back to the pack after a tremendous season.
That’s six teams already, and we’re not even close to covering the full conference. That alone tells you how wide open this thing is.
Any of these clubs could finish last if the wrong things go wrong. Several could also wind up in the playoffs.
That’s the modern NHL for you: parity, chaos and a whole lot of guessing.
One thing is certain. Somebody in the East is going to end up at the bottom, and when it happens, they probably won’t see it coming.
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