Adam Vinatieri didn’t exactly treat his Hall of Fame induction like a formal acceptance speech. On Saturday in Canton, the NFL’s all-time leading scorer turned the stage into a full-on roast, taking sharp shots at Bill Belichick, Pat McAfee and Peyton Manning while celebrating his enshrinement alongside Larry Fitzgerald, Roger Craig, Luke Kuechly and Drew Brees.
The four-time Super Bowl champion saved one of his biggest swings for Belichick, his former coach in New England, and went straight at the longtime football figure’s relationship with Jordon Hudson.
“Unfortunately, Bill couldn't make it here today,” Vinatieri said Saturday during his speech.
“There's a lot going on at UNC right now,” he added, just days after UNC football general manager Michael Lombardi was placed on administrative leave following a human resources complaint.
Vinatieri kept going.
“He might be on a recruiting trip right now looking for the next Lawrence Taylor. I thought it was because training camp had already started. But in truth, it's because he's judging his girlfriend's cheerleading competition.”
The line drew laughs and plenty of shock from the crowd, but Vinatieri didn’t slow down. He followed the joke by praising Belichick as the greatest coach of all time.
“Thank you for demanding excellence every single day,” Vinatieri said of Belichick. “Your preparation, discipline and attention to detail shaped far more than my football career.”
McAfee got clipped next. Vinatieri, who worked with the former Colts punter as his holder on field goals, delivered a brutally explicit line.
In a rather explicit jab, Vinatieri joked that McAfee is “the only person who enjoyed holding my balls more than my wife.”
Manning wasn’t spared either. Vinatieri thanked the quarterback for “generously donating your forehead” to be used as a teleprompter.
“A gigantic forehead means a big brain, and your football IQ is unmatched, buddy,” Vinatieri said of Manning.
While the moment was loaded with jokes and barbs, it was still the night Vinatieri was officially enshrined in Canton, joining one of the sport’s most exclusive clubs.
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