Matvei Michkov has apparently been making the same complaint over and over: Philadelphia doesn’t have Russian bathhouses. He brought it up more than once in a 27-second clip, and that was enough to set off the conversation.
The problem, as one observer sees it, is that Michkov is simply wrong. Maybe there are no banyas inside Philadelphia proper, but that doesn’t really settle anything.
The larger point is access, and in that view Lower Bucks and the Greater Northeast are loaded with options. The claim is that there are somewhere between five and one thousand Russian bathhouses in that stretch of the region.
For anyone who grew up around Trevose, that idea doesn’t sound far-fetched. The area around County Line, Byberry, Street Road, Bustleton, Brownsville, Buck Road and Philmont is presented as bathhouse territory, with strip malls in Feasterville especially packed with them. The local Russian and Eastern European population is also cited as part of the picture, along with kids from hockey circles at Face-Off in Warminster who spoke Russian.
A Google search is offered as proof. Searching “Russian bathhouses in Philly” is said to turn up the expected spots, including Southampton Spa right away. A Philly Magazine article about the place is also referenced, describing it as a destination with steam rooms, dry saunas and ice baths, plus add-ons like massages, body scrubs and a platza, which many consider a bathhouse must.
The article also says $40 gets you in the door, and that groups of five or more can get a free shuttle in an unmarked white van driven by a man named Oleg, who apparently likes to drink his milk straight from the half-gallon jug.
All of that leads to one big question: who has been keeping Michkov away from Lower Bucks? If he’s talking about banyas as a reason Philadelphia falls short, the argument here is that he should have done a little homework. He has Google, after all.
The suspicion is that somebody may be hiding Lower Bucks from him on purpose. The Flyers are floated as a possibility, with the theory that they might worry Michkov would discover the bathhouses, have too much fun, and never want to play hockey again. There’s also the concern that if the food is as good as advertised, he could put the weight he lost right back on.
Either way, the message is simple: Michkov deserves to know the truth. Lower Bucks is out there, the bathhouses are there, and there’s even mention of good spots on Second Street Pike. He could stop by, maybe buy some property, and even check out the Neshaminy Mall while he’s at it.
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