Howie Rose is heading toward his final season in the Mets booth, and Sunday gave him one more chance to land a line that cut right through the wreckage. While calling New York’s game against the Miami Marlins, Rose took a look at Jorge Polanco’s numbers and turned them into a joke that Mets fans won’t forget anytime soon.
“Here’s Jorge Polanco, batting .135… wait! 135? That’s not a batting average, that’s the Seaford Oyster Bay Expressway!”
That was the moment that stood out most, and it landed because it matched exactly where the Mets are right now: buried in a season that has gone sideways. Polanco entered the day hitting .131, then went 0 for 3, and the ugly total only underscored how rough this year has been for him. He is now 4 for 51.
Rose’s humor also hit because there’s been so little to laugh about around this club. The Mets haven’t been at .500 since early April, and their last truly meaningful game came with the possibility of snow in the forecast. Rose isn’t pretending otherwise, and that honesty has made him a favorite for fans who’d rather laugh than sit through more misery.
He also isn’t alone in taking shots at the way things have gone. Bob Ojeda, during the reunion of the 1986 Mets, was also willing to direct criticism at David Stearns. At Citi Field, the blame has shifted around, but Carlos Mendoza is no longer the easy target.
Polanco has become a symbol of the offseason questions hanging over the roster. There were people saying he wasn’t really meant to replace Pete Alonso, but instead to fill a Brandon Nimmo-type role, and that argument looks stronger now. The fit was awkward from the start, and no one on this roster better captures the mistakes of the offseason.
That’s what made Rose’s line so sharp: it wasn’t just a joke, it was a clean little snapshot of how broken this season has become. And for a broadcaster leaving after this year, it was a reminder of why Mets fans will miss him.
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