A new report from Lars Anderson’s upcoming biography says Gisele Bundchen ended her marriage to Tom Brady with a blunt three-word line: “We’re not compatible.”
The detail comes from “Brady: An American Story and the Price of Greatness,” where an insider close to Brady says Bundchen “one day” looked at the situation through the lens of astrology and told him exactly that. Anderson writes, “And just like that, she was done,” in the book.
The marriage itself had already been under strain for a while. Brady and Bundchen finalized their divorce in October 2022 after 13 years together, with the split coming during Brady’s final season with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Rumors of trouble had been swirling since the start of that 2022 football year, and things reportedly intensified when Brady decided to unretire just 40 days after walking away from the game.
That decision loomed large. Reports at the time said Bundchen was growing more frustrated with Brady’s choice to keep prioritizing football over the family. The two ultimately settled the divorce amicably and have continued co-parenting their two children.
Anderson’s book also says Bundchen had been urging Brady to step away from football for years. According to the author, she was pushing retirement as far back as the 2017 Super Bowl, when the New England Patriots beat the Atlanta Falcons.
When she ran onto the field, she allegedly asked, “Would now be the perfect time to retire?” Later that day, she allegedly brought it up again, and Brady supposedly answered, “Too bad, babe.
I’m having too much fun right now.”
After the Patriots lost the Super Bowl to the Philadelphia Eagles in 2018, Bundchen reportedly wrote Brady a note asking him to spend more time with the family. Anderson said, “She needed him to be present when he was at home, not responding to text messages on his constantly buzzing cell phone or replaying a game in his mind,” and added, “She needed more help with the kids.
She needed the chance to sleep in just a few days a week. She needed more time for her own career.”
A former teammate also told Anderson that Bundchen was “a bigger international star” than Brady and was “getting tired of living” on his schedule.
Brady played for the Patriots from 2000 to 2019 before signing with the Buccaneers in 2020. He played two seasons in Tampa Bay, announced his retirement in February 2022, and then unretired the following month - a move that, according to the report, became the final straw.
The biography also touches on another point of tension around Bundchen, Brady, and her relationship with jiu-jitsu trainer Joaquim Valente. Brady believed Bundchen began that romance while they were still married, and multiple sources close to him claimed the timeline started earlier than Bundchen had publicly said.
When reports suggested she had been dating Valente only since June 2023, Brady’s camp disputed it. One insider told TMZ, “They should add 2021 after June.
Then the headline would be accurate.” Another associate said Brady eventually accepted that the relationship had been going on for years.
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