The Vikings are still unbeaten, the Falcons are getting credit for being tied atop the NFC South, and the Chargers have reached the kind of misery where even Jim Harbaugh’s approval numbers are getting dragged into the mud. That’s the kind of Week 5 board this set of picks presents: plenty of favorites, a few ugly matchups, and more than a little sarcasm baked into the forecast.
Minnesota’s 4-0 start comes with an offense that is still very much a work in progress, but Brian Flores’ blitzing defense has carried the day so far. The call here is Vikings by 3 over the Saints, with the note that Michele Tafoya says she’s once again proud to be from Minnesota.
Atlanta’s unexpected rise under former Vikings offensive coordinator Kevin Stefanski earns a nod too, as the Ravens visit with the Falcons installed as home underdogs. The pick is Falcons by 7, with Atlanta being praised for playing its way into a tie for the NFC South lead.
One of the league’s oldest rivalries also gets a harsh treatment: Bears at Packers is framed as a possible mismatch because Green Bay’s offense has been among the NFL’s worst. The selection is Bears by 17, and the jab lands with the reminder that many Packers legends are supposedly already spinning in their graves.
There’s more skepticism aimed at the Chargers, who are described as one of the NFL’s five winless train wrecks. Los Angeles is on life support, and the season has been rough enough that Harbaugh is said to have a lower approval rating among Californians than everyone except Kamala Harris. The pick: Broncos by 7.
In Miami, the latest Tyreek Hill-related wrinkle gets folded into the Bengals-Dolphins game. Drew Rosenhaus claimed Hill, the former Dolphins speedster with the mangled left knee, would sign with an NFL team within the next few days, and that sparked plenty of doubt about Rosenhaus himself. The pick is Bengals by 14.
There’s also a big number attached to the Jaguars hosting the Eagles. Lane Johnson’s sudden retirement after a stellar 14-year career is the headline there, and the note about Philadelphia fans hoping instead for Nick Sirianni to leave town immediately sets the tone. The pick: Jaguars by 3.
The rest of the slate follows the same pattern of sharp edges and confident calls. The Raiders, after their first loss of the season to Kansas City in a Week 4 thriller, are picked to fall short again, with the Patriots by 1. Cleveland’s Thursday night win over Pittsburgh is cited as a classic between widely-reviled veteran quarterbacks, and the Browns are taken by 3 at the Jets.
Buffalo’s first loss in its new Highmark Stadium came against New England, and the Rams are the team chosen to hand the Bills another setback, by 3. In Arizona, referee Jeff Seeman’s two-game suspension for yelling an “(Expletive) you!” at Trey McBride becomes part of the setup, and the Lions are picked by 7.
The remaining picks: Texans by 7 at Tennessee, Steelers by 7 over Indianapolis, Giants by 7 at Washington, and Seahawks by 3 over San Francisco. Carolina and Kansas City are on bye.
The week’s record stands at 11-5 straight up and 9-7 against the spread, bringing the season to 38-26 straight up and 31-33 against the spread. The all-time mark from 2003-26 sits at 4029-2239-15 straight up and 3078-3061-144 against the spread.
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