The Royals have spent the season trying to claw back from a rough start, and they’re still technically in the Wild Card picture at 7 1/2 games back despite sitting 15 games under .500. But their record has also made them an easy target, and this week they became the butt of a joke on the satirical sports site Babylon Bee.
The Bee ran a story with the headline: “ Kansas City Royals Somehow Find Way To Lose On Day When They Didn’t Play.”
Its fake lead leaned hard into the absurdity: “In an achievement unprecedented in the history of Major League Baseball, the Kansas City Royals somehow managed to find a way to lose on a day when they didn’t play a game.
“The surprising accomplishment came on a much-needed day off for the club that has limped to the worst record in the American League, with the coaching staff and players struggling to explain how they managed to lose without playing.”
The story went on to say relief pitcher Matt Strahm took the loss, then supplied a made-up quote: “This one is on us,” the fake quote said. “I didn’t even pitch, so I’m not sure how this happened.
But it is what it is. We’ll just keep battling and taking it one game at a time, even on days when we don’t have a game.”
The timing wasn’t exactly subtle. The Royals had just gone through a two-game stretch in which they were outscored 35-3, and the Bee’s writers apparently noticed. The site has 5.2 million followers on X, and Royals fans wasted no time reacting there.
“Dude….leave us alone. We’re sad enough.”
“Don’t worry, Bee, KC fans have been making some version of this joke every off day since May.”
“Welp. That’s funny. We’ve kind of forgotten about them with KC hosting the World Cup.”
“As a KC fan. I.
Felt. This.”
“Hey cmon man 😆”
“Sheesh, we are really down bad”
It’s the kind of thing that would have landed even harder in the 2000s, when the Royals’ struggles were already a running joke on “The Simpsons.”
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