Adam Vinatieri didn’t walk into his Pro Football Hall of Fame speech with a safe, polished routine. He brought a full-on roast.
During Saturday afternoon’s induction ceremony in Canton, Ohio, the four-time Super Bowl champion took aim at some of the biggest names from his NFL run with the New England Patriots and Indianapolis Colts, turning his moment on stage into a string of jokes at the expense of old teammates, coaches and familiar faces.
He opened with Bill Belichick, the coach who guided him for 10 seasons in Foxborough, Massachusetts. “Unfortunately, Bill couldn't be here right now… it's because he's judging his girlfriend's cheerleading competition,” he quipped, per Armando Salguero of OutKick Sports.
From there, Vinatieri moved on to Tom Brady.
“I was lucky enough to play with the greatest quarterback in Patriot history, unfortunately he was unable to make it here today… Drew Bledsoe,” he joked, referencing Brady's predecessor who infamously lost the starting job after suffering a serious injury on the field. “I had a few more Tom Brady jokes, but I was afraid he’d run up on the stage and give me a ‘Will Smith’ [slap] like he did Logan Paul last month.”
He wasn’t done with the quarterbacks. Vinatieri then aimed at Peyton Manning: “Thank you for generously donating your forehead for today’s teleprompter.”
The final punch landed with Pat McAfee, who was in the crowd for the ceremony.
“Pat McAfee's here in the crowd today… the only person who enjoyed holding my balls more than my wife,” he fired.
The line drew a big reaction from McAfee and the rest of the room.
Vinatieri did make room for the heartfelt parts of the speech, thanking his family, teammates and coaches while also praising the same people he spent much of the night joking about. But the laughs were the story. No. 4 leaned into the moment the way he spent so many years leaning into the biggest kicks of his career.
For a Hall of Fame speech, it was an unforgettable choice.
Adam Vinatieri called out Bill Belichick for not attending his HOF introduction ceremony
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