Jerry Jones is heading to Wisconsin with the Cowboys this Sunday, and he’s already revisiting one of the strangest Green Bay memories of his life.
On Tuesday, the Dallas owner went on 105.3 The Fan’s Shan and RJ and talked through last week’s 24-16 loss to Tampa Bay, including Dak Prescott’s tunnel run-in with a worker. Jones’ view was blunt: “Fans can express themselves, and should express themselves.”
But the conversation took a far less ordinary turn when Jones brought up a scene from Lambeau Field involving a Packers fan, a car window and his grandchildren. According to Jones, a female fan pulled her pants down in front of them and pressed her backside against the window. He said the weather was so cold that her skin stuck to the glass after she pulled away.
“When she pulled away, it was just a big print. We can still see it today,” he joked.
That story quickly made the rounds online, with one commenter calling it, “One of his greatest memories is a decades-old butt print on his window. That’s a weird souvenir to frame,” while another wrote, “That does not add up at all lmao. Must’ve been a wet dream,”
The Cowboys will try to rebound from the loss to the Bucs on Sunday, and Jones may at least take some comfort in the fact that Micah Parsons is still out recovering from a torn ACL. DraftKings has Dallas as a 1.5-point road underdog.
There’s also some skepticism around Jones’ memory. According to Acme Packing Company, the encounter would have happened about 25 years ago.
Writer Jon Meerdink says the details don’t quite line up, pointing out that Dallas has beaten Green Bay only three times since Jones bought the team in 1989. He noted that two of those wins came with kickoff temperatures of 64 and 69 degrees, and that the 1991 win was at Milwaukee County Stadium.
Meerdink also wrote that Jones did not have grandchildren old enough to be riding along in 1991, which leads him to believe Jones may actually have been remembering a loss instead.
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