Simone Biles is making a new Porsche purchase after a burglary at her Chicago home left her without the one she said was stolen by three masked men.
On a TikTok video posted Monday, Sept. 21, Biles said, "Feel like I need a new car because during our last few months in Chicago, three men in mask[s] came to our house and stole my Porsche," Biles said. "Stole the GTS."
She added, "But that's another story. If you guys wanna know, I'll do a 'storytime' on that.
I feel like I need a reality TV show. The things that happen to me are absolutely insanity.
And so it would be really easy for producers to just film regularly."
Biles said the theft was "one of the reasons" she and her husband, Indianapolis Colts safety Jonathan Owens, decided to get their Doberman Pinscher, Remi, for protection.
She did not go into more detail about the incident, but said she and Owens got the vehicle back and were "onto the next." She was speaking on social media while getting ready to pick up a replacement car.
Biles said she had considered several luxury brands before landing on a Porsche again. She mentioned Audi and Lamborghini among the options, but said the choice became easy once she saw the Cayenne GTS at Porsche.
"Then we went over to Porsche. They had Cayenne GTS, and, baby, when they turn that thing on, I was sold.
I felt like Tiffany Haddish from 'Girls Trip,'" Biles said. "'Give it to me, I want it.
Give it to me.' So, we never even made it to Lambo."
Biles also confirmed she plans to officially move to the Indianapolis area later to be closer to Owens, who plays for the Colts.
"I’ve been in Houston most of the time, so I’m going to officially move there (to Indianapolis) a little bit later," she told People magazine early in September. "So I haven’t experienced too much, but the stadium is stunning.
It’s beautiful. I’m just excited to watch my husband.
"It doesn’t matter, as long as he’s safe and healthy and he’s having fun, then I don’t care."
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