Bills Selling Bizarre Stadium Item Fans Wont Expect

Score a piece of Buffalo Bills history with a unique, albeit unusual, offering straight from the stands, complete with its own provenance.

If you're looking to make a splash with your tax return, Highmark Stadium Memorabilia and CollectiveXchange have a unique offering: urinals from the old Highmark Stadium are up for grabs.

But brace yourself-the price tag is hefty.

The Buffalo Bills’ memorabilia site is listing these troughs at $5,000 each. And here's the kicker-they haven't been cleaned, showing visible wear and discoloration. It's a pickup-only deal.

Here's the scoop from the sales listing:

Own a piece of Buffalo Bills history with this authentic urinal trough from Highmark Stadium. Taken out during stadium renovations, this rare collectible embodies the raw, unfiltered spirit of game day in Orchard Park.

It's perfect for die-hard fans, collectors of unique sports memorabilia, or anyone looking for a true conversation starter. This item represents decades of unforgettable moments shared by fans.

The trough is 8 feet long, 16 inches wide, and 16 inches deep.

The trough displays visible wear, staining, and signs of heavy use, consistent with its time in a bustling public stadium. It remains in its original condition, uncleaned and unmodified, preserving its authenticity.

Pickup is at Highmark Stadium within the next couple of weeks. You'll be contacted once it's ready for pickup.

Each piece comes with a Certificate of Authenticity (COA) verifying its origin from Highmark Stadium.

Baye Keita, CollectionsXChange project manager, mentioned to Audacy.com that 14 of the stadium’s 40 urinals have been removed so far.

If the troughs are out of your budget, there are also seatbacks signed by Bills legends like Jim Kelly or Thurman Thomas available for under $300, along with other unique items.