Steve Ballmer’s punishment from the NBA has already stripped the Clippers of one of the league’s most valuable team-building tools: their own first-round pick, gone all the way through 2034. But on a recent episode of the Bill Simmons Podcast, Bill Simmons and Nick Wright kicked around a far more unsettling possibility - one that could eventually hit the Celtics where it hurts.
The idea came up in a mailbag question suggesting Ballmer should go “scorched earth on the second apron”. In other words, if the league is going to hammer the Clippers, why not lean all the way into the one edge it can’t take away: Ballmer’s money?
That’s the twist. Even with the penalties and apron restrictions hanging over them, Ballmer still has the power to spend like almost nobody else in the sport.
He could absorb bad contracts in trades to collect assets. He could pay top dollar for free agents.
He could, in theory, keep writing checks until the luxury tax bill becomes the story.
There are CBA wrinkles that could make that kind of spending harder to sustain, but the basic premise is simple enough: if Ballmer is willing to ignore the apron penalties and just pay whatever it takes, the Clippers could eventually build back into a competitive team. The wild part is the timeline. The conversation on the podcast centered on a scenario where LA could be back in the mix by the end of the 2027-28 season.
That matters because of the Celtics’ pick swap from the Jaylen Brown-Paul George deal. Boston has been eyeing that 2028 swap as a major asset, the kind of pick that could either bring in a premium prospect or headline a trade for a star. Under normal circumstances, the Clippers’ recent penalties make that swap look even better for the Celtics.
But if Ballmer decides to go all-in and the Clippers climb back fast enough, the value of that pick swap could take a serious hit.
It’s still a difficult path. The current Clippers roster is nowhere near contention, and turning that group into a playoff team in such a short window would take a lot of smart moves. But with Ballmer’s resources and a willingness to spend at the very top of the league, it’s not impossible.
And for Celtics fans, that’s the part that lingers: a premium asset that has looked safer by the day may not be quite as locked in as it seems.
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