ESPN’s latest exercise in college football mischief gave every Power Four program an archenemy, and Alabama fans may not love the answer they got.
For the SEC schools, Mark Schlabach handled the selections for Alabama, Auburn, Georgia and Ole Miss, while the broader ESPN group of Eli Lederman, Dave Wilson, Andrea Adelson, Bill Connelly and Schlabach framed the project around “feelings of vitriol, bad blood and sports hate.” As they put it, “every team has someone or something in particular that really sticks in their craw, that gets their temper going from 0 to 90 in a millisecond.”
The choices ran the gamut. A lot of the archenemies were coaches, but not all of them.
Some were players, some were teams, some were entire programs. The NCAA showed up more than once, and the College Football Playoff Selection Committee also made the list.
Vanderbilt’s pick was especially unusual: Institutional Apathy.
One of the biggest head-turners for Alabama fans is that the Crimson Tide itself, or the Alabama program in general, did not get tagged as the target. Instead, Auburn’s archenemy was Alabama fan and oak-tree poisoner Harvey Updyke.
Another notable name in the mix was Nick Saban, who was listed only once across the entire set of selections - and that was for LSU.
The undisputed heavyweight in the category was Steve Spurrier. He earned archenemy status not only from SEC schools Tennessee, Kentucky and Georgia, but also from ACC programs Clemson and Florida State. The former Heisman Trophy-winning Florida quarterback later coached both the Gators and South Carolina, and the story around his place in college football hate lore comes with the kind of sharp one-liners Spurrier specialized in.
He was known for calling FSU “Free Shoes University.” He also famously said that a fire at Auburn’s library burned 20 books and added, “The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.” The line about Tennessee - “no orange sucks like a Big Orange” - wasn’t his, but he embraced it.
For Alabama, Schlabach’s pick was Cam Newton. The reasoning centered on Newton’s role in Auburn’s 2010 comeback win in Tuscaloosa, along with what Alabama fans believe about the accusations that Cam’s father “shopped” his son to multiple programs before a deal that sent him to Auburn.
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